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Mon, Aug. 16th, 2004, 10:46 pm
thewarning: the last couple of days of my life

last night...

i returned to lambgoat after a couple of months of not posting. evamarie smothered me with gimmicky affection.


my glasses fell in the toilet while i was peeing.




Mon, Aug. 16th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)

but did your dick touch the toilet water?

Mon, Aug. 16th, 2004 08:11 pm (UTC)

no, but i fucked a dog at school.

i soaked my glasses in soap and water for like a half hour and then poured alcohol over them and they still felt dirty on my face. i think im going to tear my skin off and run it through the wash...